Corey is In Lexington & Charlottesville soon!

From my latest for The Atlanta Journal Constitution: Let’s talk about mental illness. Not guns. Never guns.

Montreal dining is a brutal combination of American tipping culture with French waiter culture

What does loving someone like it’s 1965 even entail. You want them to be drafted to the Vietnam war?

I’m so pumped for this

this is the type of shit courage the cowardly dog had to go through everyday

What the fuck does this even mean? lol yall just say shit

“At least the pedophile I support isn’t gay like Obama”

Life was better when all we had were Xangas where we’d write about how much school sucked and 2 people would read it

I want a Bond movie like Logan where it’s Bond as an old man having to kill one last Russian before his granddaughter marries him or some shit. Timothy Dalton needs to be Bond again I have spoken

I’d be fine with this argument if you fucks didn’t try to shoehorn Christianity into every other aspect of the god damn government

Please watch this. This is why I said it is time for us to start embracing those who want to get out of that cult. It may seem so easy to us, but it really is not an easy thing to do. The more we welcome these folks into the fold, the better our movement will be. It has to start…

Actually if I’m to believe all the stupid right wing talking points, this was a Democrat family and way of life that was destroyed by a Republican and his policies

Don’t know if you’re familiar with this movie, but there was this thing called The Civil War and…

Not many people had as good of a run on borrowed time as Ozzy Osbourne. RIP to the Prince Of Darkness

I think that one Dentist that the Trident Gum lobby wasn’t able to buy off should lead our nation

I know you still got that mars attacks burton in you. Let that weird little pervert out.

And Mr Cig said unto them ‘take this, for it is my body’

Guess I’d suck it then

Then I don’t wanna be right