TheMoustacheCop
@CopMoustache
Retired, love it, came back, now passing the knowledge on “It’s our job to shine the light of justice into the darkest corners of criminality”
Deadpool is right, “Never underestimate a man with a moustache” 👍👍😊😊 @VancityReynolds
Anyone playing loud music in a car with windows down can be stopped and made to do requests Anyone in a carvery who overloads a plate has to eat it all before they leave Don’t return a shopping trolley ? Into the stocks you go I’m sounding like @rawlimark now aren’t I 🤣🤣
It will also be mandatory to say “ooh big stretch” if a dog stretches in front of you When you see someone for the first time before midday a welcoming “morning” must be given Pre-made Yorkshire puddings will be banned unless you have e a medical exemption
Simply 😍😍😍😍
So we’ve been keeping a small (very fluffy) secret… 👀 A truly historic moment for our conservation zoo ❤️
Well done the Lionesses and Chloe Kelly, cooler than a polar bears freezer 😊🫡
An emoji tree from today, the sun made the bark look like silver 😊😊#TreeClub
There is one photo that it won’t let me send so here’s the others for my Scottish friends 😊😊👍
I’ve got some thistles I’d like to post for my Scottish friends I found today but the algorithm won’t let me !!! 🤬
I may have had cheese on toast as well 🤣🤣 @HendoRelish
On today’s wandering I found this tree, it’s almost completely hollow but still growing strong and even showing signs of new life Don’t forget folks, we can always find new life and there’s always hope 😊 #TreeClub
Damn, that hit hard Just sat on the sofa to unlace my boots, uncrossed my legs and for some unknown reason I checked to make sure I didn’t tread on Max He’s not been there for about 5 years 🥹🥹🥹 Bloody dogs, stealing our hearts 💔
Out for a walk and I’ve found the original Apple Watch 🤣🤣
It will also be mandatory to say “ooh big stretch” if a dog stretches in front of you When you see someone for the first time before midday a welcoming “morning” must be given Pre-made Yorkshire puddings will be banned unless you have e a medical exemption
Seems like everyone is doing it at the moment so I might set up my own political party Dog treats for everyone Rewards for every mile walked and extra for dogs fussed All warning signs removed, let common sense work Oh and criminals and corrupt cops, oubliettes all round
Seems like everyone is doing it at the moment so I might set up my own political party Dog treats for everyone Rewards for every mile walked and extra for dogs fussed All warning signs removed, let common sense work Oh and criminals and corrupt cops, oubliettes all round
Just picked something up in the kitchen that was hotter than I expected, for a moment it felt like Sean Bean was stood aside me 🤣🤣 #IYKYK 🤣🤣
Happy Birthday to @TomGaymor a massive supporter of the blue light services and especially Police He’s had a few ride along so has been there His charity work with @The_NFRSA is also amazing Have a great day 😊🫡🫡
Good morning fleshbags, it’s another great day for whataboutery and annoyance So get out there, take the reigns and smash it 😊😊👍
Hello @marksandspencer have you stopped making and or selling black pepper shower gel as I can’t find it in any shops or online anymore 😱