ConsultingHumor
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...but does it scale?
the deloitte team on a warehouse site visit for a supply chain erp implementation
when the intern shows his smart art slide to the associate
live look at a McKinsey sales pitch
"We partner with Sydney Sweeney"
pov: your client starts making up numbers during the steerco
“i’m sure you’re already thinking about this” is code for “i’m about to micromanage you”
“yeah send the deck and i’ll take a look over the weekend”
dudes have this setup just to make PowerPoint slides about increasing revenue and decreasing costs
Deloitte after they run one oracle ERP training
what is the university where evil people go to learn how to be more evil
what is the university where evil people go to learn how to be more evil
McKinsey consultants when they land in bumblef*** USA to go layoff 1,000 factory workers
McKinsey just told him he can fire 50% of his employees, probably
sir, someone told the partner that you can now work twice as fast because you have access to ChatGPT
hey man can you update the client program tracker and the internal program team tracker with the changes from the initiative tracker’s status tracking sheet?
big four senior manager and the new intern at the Friday happy hour
when the MD on your project is sending you emails on Sunday night
don’t do consulting
give life hacks, tricks and tips to make life easier
big four analyst when they get upgraded for the first time on their Monday 8am flight to Arkansas
the steer co deck when your partner decides to leave comments 1 hour before the meeting