Comrade Beavis
@ComradeButt
loyal contributor to the American Economic Engine. HOA hater. Average Park Enthusiast. “i used to be good at books.”
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GOP constituents are being injured and killed by disasters made more likely by the same GOP government cutting capabilities to protect citizens from such disasters. Somehow this is the fault of the Woke Left though.
Well, at least the Deep State was dismantled, if by Deep State you mean the National Weather Service. And at least the National Debt was reined in by goading the "warning coordination meteorologist" at the San Antonio office into taking early retirement nytimes.com/2025/07/05/us/…
If I’m playing on @nflnetwork I have to represent my college to let everyone know where they should go. And where I’m locked “N” at. Please @HuskerFootball nation repost this as much as possible. A fan made and sent this shirt to me. But all of my emails accidentally got…
Two wolves. satiated only by a red 100 with a black coffee or white monster. Two more. 4 fuckin wolves. New ones demanding speed and benzos. I forgot to take my own script and in my anxiety got Marlboro shorts instead of 100s. now im running from the very wolves I created
There is nothing I despise more than OSHA if I am slightly inconvenienced on a roof. There is nothing I love more than OSHA when I pull up sleep deprived or hungover