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Acuna is laughing, Ozuna from the Braves is jumping for joy, Blooper is dancing. The Braves foundation is trafficking children @FBIDirectorKash
won money on an anthony volpe homerun. that will be the last time that i bet on anthony volpe
throwing out a perfect first pitch while wearing a batting helmet is top 5 most stoned things you can do as a professional athlete i think
Last night, Klay Thompson threw one of the hardest ceremonial first pitch I’ve ever seen. Legit no joke, an absolute bullet and on the money
can’t stop watching this. this is what i look like anytime i go to hoboken
The Mets have not lost a game since the legend himself Pablo Sanchez stepped into the building 👀
i fully expected to be watching side by side blown saves by the mets and yankees just now
mets made sure to give up a quick 5 runs in honor of david wright #re5pect
can we bring david wright to the stadium every day so the third baseman perform
kinda wild i feel like everyone tends to hate rory and then u get to the open and he’s the only guy on the course anyone cares about
watching ball at bar - i don’t think the league shows enough admiration to mookie betts playing shortstop. wtf were the redsox doing letting him go
jeff epstein at my pool rn @TheJusticeDept @FBI please advise on next steps. if i die it wasn’t me

Guy whose wife went to a Coldplay concert with her boss last night logging in today
swing off would be pretty electric. also shoutout to me for cashing out when NL was up 5-0