Staff Sergeant Johnson
@Colonel_Myway
I'm the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude. Never go full MAGA. Woke at Birth. A Raw Unfiltered Parody Account.
ROLL CALL: If I didn't follow you back then I screwed up, especially if you hate MAGA & love Stupid Stuff. I'm Interested in you & want to be your friend & that's no bull. Tap the Like button & I will make us right. If I'm already your friend, can you give a Retweet so that we…
UPDATE: Thanks for voting! This 10-day contest is sponsored by Hasbro Toy Co & U.S.M.C Toys for Tots. 1st place is a $25k college scholarship. You can vote once every 24 hours. Charlotte Rose is in 2nd place. I dig her effort. Comments turned off. toddleroftheyear.org/2025/charlotte… Big ❤️
There's a little dust up in the Johnson house right now. Colonel Myway just said there's no way that my friends could win a nationwide FB contest & get our granddaughter a $25k scholarship. Then, for no reason, she punched me in the face. Hard!
Stop the nonsense and call it the way it is. #TrumpFiles
I'm a Ozzy Osbourne fan, and I always will be.
Hello Friends: UPDATE: Thanks for voting! This 10-day contest is sponsored by Hasbro Toy Co & U.S.M.C Toys for Tots. 1st place is a $25k college scholarship. You can vote once every 24 hours. Charlotte Rose is in 2nd place. Comments are tuned off. Big ❤️ toddleroftheyear.org/2025/charlotte…
Over on Trump's fake Twitter, the president has been tweeting Stupid Stuff, Fake BREAKING FOX NEWS, A.I. videos & TikTok. I want to thank the president for setting an example & making my conduct on social media totally acceptable. Now I need a bong hit.
When will you get the Epstein files?Well, it took over 50 years to get the MLK files. Do the math.