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Dem yako sahi anashindwa anunulie boyz mgani jezi 😂😂💔

IEBC confirms Harold Kimuge Kipchumba as new ODM Nominated MP, replacing CS Mbadi

Not matter how happy you are by buying a new shoe it will always get old.

The moment umeanza kumwita "my love" jua tu ushaanza kuwa mtu bladifvckin

So what is the slogan you use when you want to spend money unnecessarily without feeling guilty 🫣

Baby shower tunayo hatuna

All the money used weekly for political podiums countrywide, the choppers used and the after-parties with their concubine are paid for by our taxes. Za shule na hospitali ndio hukosekana tu!

The two women who slept with me this year both got jobs and moved to the UK

The Federal Reserve of the US was created by Banking Magnates in the 20th Century in order to have a monopoly.

Account under 2K Drop your @, we’ll f0llow you

Mercy aliomoka juu ya kashimo

Mpesa inadhani natumia cash,, cash inadhani natumia mpesa,,,hali si hali tena😫

unakopa mtu 10k ukienda kumuomba anakuambia alikubeba 9 months

Kuchukia dem ako na haga kubwa shows how short you are as a man.

If you want to be hated by your in-laws for no reason, marry their bread winner.

Si mtu aniconnect na kampuni huku Nairobi niingie attacho. ( mechanical engineering production)

Weekend are for sports, Niko grao already na wewe?

Kila mtu anamiss their ex so badly, haha (same)

Morara andhani watu wataanza ku sympathise wamwambie awache hizo instead watu wanaitisha pesa saidii😂

Study shows that Marijuana use lowers the brain activation in areas responsible for memory , attention and decision making. Yes, that's the whole point coz they want the activity in their brain to be lower so they can just chill.