Colleen

Taylor Swift fans are the modern day equivalent of those cults who would consistently have inaccurate rapture predictions like once a month

life update i am engaged. Impending date of Coll3enG no longer being an accurate username for me

Seems like Iowa Dems have a new challenger to Ashley Hinson. Doing a quick Google, seems like Kathy Dolter’s a 23-year Army vet, retiring at Lt Colonel, and retired as Dean of Nursing at Kirkwood Community College in Cedar Rapids last year. Looks pretty credible on paper.

I’ve never understood that degenerates for Trump crowd. They’ll say stuff like “we need to deport illegals, they’re bringing drugs across the border” and then buy an eight ball every weekend with 0 self awareness

I am getting so fucking sick and tired of everyone obsessing over the diddy trial. One of the strangest cultural phenomenons I’ve ever witnessed. I’m sure the guy is a predator but we’re approaching “Beyoncé is pizzagate” schizo territory rapidly

This is my only selling point

u need a team of bitches that work in healthcare as part of your core adult friend group so you can go to them when weird medical stuff happens in order to gauge if your health issues are serious enough to go see a real doctor and pay a copay

A lot of you be talking a big game about how insane sports betting is and then turn around and vote on which of these personality disorder bad filler psychos on love island will be the most mentally ill this week

I live in Phoenix where it was about 117 degrees Fahrenheit yesterday but I’m not stupid and understand the UK doesn’t have the infrastructure to handle this heat wave

Selling federal land for $10billion to address the national debt is like selling the family cat for $28 because I have $100,000 in student loan debt and 'every little bit helps!' while meanwhile the Big Beautiful Bill is putting another $10k on my credit card.

kennedy v louisiana should never be overturned. if you're a person who molests kids and you can get death just for molesting them, why would you leave the kid alive to identify you? the penalty's going to be the same for killing the kid, which you might get away with.

just asked my boyfriend if he knew what a Labubu was and he unironically said “I think you mean Louboutin”

Sorry it’ll never not be crazy to me that the tour of the century started off in Glendale…

Aw JD Vance is probably having PTSD rn 😓

Elon baby now that you’re back if you Venmo me $2000 I will assemble a team of the meanest bitches you’ve ever seen to make Donald Trump cry

Elon’s about to post a black screen instagram story with tolerate it playing

this is what dreams are made of

Hello chicago friends. Would love if anyone has good restaurant suggestions for my anniversary dinner. I love Italian food, love a good view, and don’t drink.

God has given me, his strongest soldier, the burden of being a judgmental extrovert