sam 💯
@ColIegeStudent
what's the move
This dogs tail is more talented than I will ever be
Productivity is a myth i was on a roll for 4 hours yesterday and haven’t done a single thing since. ✨balance✨
college professors will assign “a short paper” and then ask for 12 pages, 6 sources, a TED Talk, and a vial of your blood
me: i have a lot of work to do also me: i wonder what the cast of icarly is up to right now
Why do i already feel behind in school when school hasn’t even started yet
Me watching other college kids go on luxurious vacations and to festivals while I’m at work
Me: *has so much stuff to do* My brain: Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it *takes nap*
Mom: honey are you getting enough sleep? Me: sometimes when I sneeze I close my eyes
using microsoft word *moves an image 1 mm to the left* all text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens.
College goes 0-100 real quick. You'll go from chilling for four weeks to having 4 tests, 6 quizzes, 3 speeches and 7 papers due in 2 days
College is mostly just sitting with a laptop in different places
me: eww im not paying a $5 cover for this bar also me: drops $78 on Uber Eats after one drink
I didn't study abroad, but I did cry in several buildings on campus, so