John W. Rich (Wealthy)
@Cokedupoptions
Chairman of the Board at Yahoo! and AOL | Wealthiest man in the world on a divorce-adjusted basis | Gary, Indiana’s Favorite Son | PARODY
your friend: dude you wear sunscreen? that shit is bad for you bro. it's got microplastics. that same friend ten minutes later:

They hate how little it takes us to be happy
men why is your shampoo also your body wash also your car soap
This feels like a good time to remind everyone that Matt Gaetz and Palmer Luckey are brother in laws
imagine if you were a very successful politician and then your twin brother was this super religious magician
I caught my partner using the app… my stomach dropped. i don’t know what hurts more, the lie or the disappointment...
I caught my partner using the app… my stomach dropped. i don’t know what hurts more, the lie or the disappointment...
Everyone says they want a 10x engineer until it means one engineer with 10 jobs.
LinkedIn is gonna go CRAZY when they find out about Soham Parekh next week
They're in the McDonald's lab going "how can we make the worst farts ever smelled"
McDonald's reinvents the iconic McMuffin with a long-awaited and often requested spicy edition. Available at breakfast starting 7.8 in US stores.
I'm going to tag Nikita in every crypto scam and say "pls fix, thx"
The hardest part of interviewing at X has to be not calling it Twitter
On twitter if you make fun of g wagons or anonymous teen polling apps they ban your account

For its “F1” film, Apple sold $40m of sponsorships for the fictitious race team, APXGP (which offset the $200m+ budget). Expesify was title sponsor with sidepod car placement and logo on front of the racing suit. How much did Expensify pay? It didn’t say but main sponsors are…
How many times would they need to foreshadow the events of Ň|Ņ€ €11€V€Ń before you realize it was all planned? It’s time to admit that you were programmed to accept it!
How many times would they need to foreshadow the events of Ň|Ņ€ €11€V€Ń before you realize it was all planned? It’s time to admit that you were programmed to accept it!
AI has gone TOO FAR. Gary DOES NOT look like this.
If you remember watching this video, it’s probably time to schedule your colonoscopy