FAWGIE

They should totally illegalize this. I’m pretty distracted on the road right now.

Turning silent mode off and hoping she calls me while I’m sleeping

Us men would also like a snack stash while we poop. Don’t worry, I took a few of the licorice in here for later. #StopGatekeepingBathroomSnacks

Do you guys think she wants me? #NoSheDoesnt

Glad to see MaryKate Cornett is staying classy! #MaryKateCornett #YouLeftTheCommentsOn #Whore

Now she’s leaving me on delivered back. #iHateThisWoman #PlayingMyGameAgainstMe #FineYouWin

Aight I’m getting real sick and tired of seeing people get engaged on Instagram. I hate that ya’ll are happy. #GoFuckYourself

Normalize sending strange cryptic romantic reels to your entire roster at once. #BackToTheBasics #RunTheDamnBall

Don’t bring this tomfoolery into my fine dining establishment. #GetTheFuckOut

My ex was annoying me so I blocked her and lost 3 followers #WhatThatMean #WhatWasSheUpTo

No girl can jerk a guy better than he can. Just put your mouth on it

Burner meetup with @nonstoplickin last night. He had bag and didn’t share so we’re beefing now. #ferdachant

Being a man is so hard. I’m tired of being objectified and sexualized for having such a super massive hog.

10 hours on opened she isn’t getting SHIT from me

Should I send a girl flowers I’ve never met before but am mutual #1’s with for her birthday next week

Ozzy and now Hulk Hogan?? Worst week of my life.

Ace just dropped a freestyle and throwing shots at some islanders wait 😭

I’m calling. Put your feet on the phone.

Please talk to me and Sean about PRONEBONE

Burner 7on7 defense CB1: @frattyhercules NCB: @S_Goldbergstein SS: @CokeOffMyShaft MLB1: @europeseventy2 MLB2: @theagendapusher FS: @TheNattyLight CB2: @Munch_Man10