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@CognitivelySane
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lay my curses out to rest; make a mercy out of me.
⠀ 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗡𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗠𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗣𝗨𝗕𝗟𝗜𝗖 𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗦 — 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐂𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 .ᐟ.ᐟ ୨୧ ⏔⏔⏔⏔♡⏔⏔⏔⏔ ୨୧ ⠀
⠀⠀⠀ He's not joking about that last part by the way. ⠀⠀⠀
AND I'M ENDING IT . Paz , report to the training grounds at 0500 . That goes for you too , Dip . Either of you flake , and I will make it worse . Understand ?
ᅠ ᅟᅟ ⠀ # 𝓛𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐃𝐑𝐎 𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐎｡ ☆ 冫 𝔀e still have a 𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒋𝒂'͟𝒔͟ 𝓰reatest⠀ 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒑𝒐𝒏 - ✦ hope.⠀⠀⠀ ❜ ᅠ
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ° ✶ ◜ && 𝔀ho 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔𝒏'𝒕 love my ៸៸ 𝗈𝗇𝖾 - 𝗅𝗂𝗇𝖾𝗋𝗌 ៹ ⠀ they 丷 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄 - 𝐔𝐏 the team , right guys ?
⠀⠀⠀ You don't gotta do that. I'm just saying like cut him a bit of a break! Dude can't even fix his own car, let alone pay for two fuckin' people. ⠀⠀⠀
WHAT.
⠀⠀⠀ I can't believe I'm saying this But- c'mon. If your going to empty his bank account at least empty his balls- or something. ⠀⠀⠀
Oh, I could. But I save so much money this way.
⠀⠀⠀ Dude, if you wanna start taking serious you gotta go through- what do they call it?- Twink Death. ⠀⠀⠀ Yeah, you gotta do that. ⠀⠀⠀
| nah not the fuckin' DS game wtf is this??? 😭😭😭
/⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Why the fuck did the f*ndom kink make it into the DS game ⠀⠀
mario upon reading this
Bob Odenkirk says he wants to kill Mario. “I’ll kill Mario, I’ll tear that mustache off his face, jam it down his throat, take his swimming goggles rip them to pieces and stab him with those. It’s gonna be bloody.” (Source: @IGN)
| nah you should be jobbing your application rn /J
/ im balduring my gate rn so much for replies. i dont have the focus for it 😭
⠀⠀⠀ He's just unconscious- Wait. Your Pacifica fuckin' northwest. You can't pay your own rent? ⠀⠀⠀
What the hell. He was paying my rent.
⠀⠀⠀ No it didn't. Look, he'll wake up any second now. . . Any second now. . . . . . Shit. ⠀⠀⠀
Oh, that just killed him.
⠀⠀⠀ Dude, just fucking kill them instead ⠀⠀⠀
Should either of you super-shits threaten Pacifica Northwest , I will personally educate you on your mistake .
⠀⠀⠀ . . .Shit. I got to turn down the pressure. ⠀⠀⠀
( * Screams. Gets sent flying backwards. Peter Griffin death pose. )
⠀⠀⠀ GO GO TISSUE CANNON! ( Cue a tissue blasting right into his face. . . It was more powerful than she thought. ) ⠀⠀⠀
( * Sneezes. )