Cody Michael Fitzpatrick
@CodyFitz96
Jew, Journalist, Jesse Winker Enthusiast. Half-Irish Lithuanian Neo-Hasid. Associate editor @18_Forty, writer at *gestures broadly*. #NYR #LGM
I was sure I wasn't gonna come up with a relevant rhyme for "simulacra," but I think I did it open.substack.com/pub/vidze/p/ka…

AI is the perfect simulation of having a friend who's super smart but also dumb and lazy
Wait the Dodgers wore Brooklyn hats in Boston? That's amazing Some of you don't know the struggle of wearing a Brooklyn Dodgers hat regularly and people thinking it's a Boston hat "Are you from Boston?" "No I just feel like my vibe birthday is Jan. 3, 1940"
One last visit to the Green Monster before leaving Boston!
I also dipped into some history classes as electives, and those were definitely easier than the philosophy classes. Again, not because history is *inherently* easy — the professors just didn't assign that much work and didn't grade it as harshly. These things are choices.
It’s because the classes are harder! You *could* make really hard humanities classes to weed out the weakest students, but schools in practice don’t do that so it actually is the case that science majors are smarter and harder working.
i hate the fact that math and science smart students are considered smarter than english and history smart students
BDE
My earliest acquaintance with true comic genius was Tom Lehrer- Baruch Dayan Emeth: nytimes.com/2025/07/27/art…
"The yetzer hara ... is the very site in which HKBH wants to be revealed"
BeH Rebbe Nachman and the Shpoler Zeide: The Spider and the Fly 1- Cracking Up at the Rosh HaShanah Kibbutz youtu.be/WEegI031dRQ?si…
Neonazis be like "Jews will not replace us!" And then start replacing themselves with AI
I have a good tweet about Europeans and air conditioning, but that is the only topic that’s ever gotten me embroiled in genuine twitter drama, so I’m not touching that one again
This is how you do Saturday night
#LGM #SaturdayNightPie @PizzaSportsGuy
Listening to an episode the Lamplighters podcast to find information on a specific topic, and bruh I didn’t realize the tone was Chabad-themed NPR
1 Av: Aharon HaKohen (1272 B.C.E.). The first Kohen Gadol & the quintessential "Ohev Shalom, V'rodef Shalom" is the only @Yahrtzeits explicitly mentioned in the Torah (Bamidbar 33:38).
🇮🇪 KOSHER CORNED BEEF SANDWICHES SERVED AT DUBLIN'S DELI 613 Deli 613 is the only place in Ireland where customers can get a kosher corned beef sandwich. Read more: chabad.org/lxhlk2
🎶Jimmy Eat World released their third studio album 'Bleed American' 24 years ago, July 24, 2001