Cobra Commander
@CobraCommander
How dare you anticipate my strategy!
Speaking of islands, every island is a Love Island if you try hard and believe in yourself. Except Cobra Island. Here we just kill people. COBRA!
Why would you think I’d be on Epstein’s client list? Your mother isn’t underage, and she always tipped well for the pleasure of my company.
You know, if anybody’s AI was going to go Full Adolf, it was always going to be the one on this website.
Some of those that work forces are the same that heavily leverage prison industrial complex stock portfolios. What a ssssssstrange coincidence!
Do you know how easy recruiting able-bodied, feeble-brained cannon fodder is getting? Whatever clusterfail of an education system/economy you people have going, keep it up. COBRA!
There are Cobra Commanders everywhere for those with eyes to see.
Citizens of New York City, it’s not too late to write me in for mayor. I have a simple platform: less police, make Rikers into a Thunderdome, and destroy New Jersey. Obviously.
If you don’t believe money is power, we’ve seen POTUS cucked into doing a car commercial on the White House lawn and a war with Iran, and it’s barely even Summer.
I know a thing or two about snakes, and most of you should be flying Please Tread On Me flags based on how you act.
Not one of mine. If a latex freak shows up at night you empty a clip of blue lasers through the door, no questions asked.
It’s not clocking to you that I’m standing on business.
More of you should be wishing me Happy Father’s Day. Your mother has impeccable taste in one night stands.
No kings? Deep down you all want to kneel to the king COBRA!
79 and still a little birthday boy. You call that a DC parade? Amateur hour!
When life hands you lemons, Cobra Commander kills you with them.