Jasmine Crockett Press Release (Parody)

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Another day, and Trump still ain’t released those Epstein files.   Another day of Republicans stopping all business on the House floor because they can’t get their shit together.   They’ve had this vote open for over 4 hours. This is dysfunction at its finest.   When Democrats…

Brother Bill’s operates a community market in my district—and every time they open the doors, families show up by the hundreds. They’re doing everything they can to fight hunger. But now they’ve got more people coming in, less food to give, and staff who can’t even afford to…

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Republicans stay screaming about law & order…But won’t release the Epstein files. They sit up here posting conspiracy theories all day…But won’t release the Epstein files. They’re quick to call a hearing or launch an investigation on some BS…But (say it with me) won’t…

I’m holding a press conference this Wednesday to announce the re-introduction of the Democracy Restoration Act. Folks who’ve served their time deserve their voice, and their vote back. When: Wednesday July 23, 2025 at 9:30 AM Where: House Triangle Media RSVP:…

Texas is a majority-minority state—they know it. That’s why they’re scrambling to redraw the maps and mute our voices. But I believe in the people of Texas; our voices aren’t going anywhere, no matter how they draw the lines.

Last night we got another midnight special from House Republicans. A rescissions package that slashes public broadcasting, even though millions rely on it for life-saving emergency alerts. They also voted to cut foreign assistance, which helps keep us safe. Republicans know the…

One day. That’s the slap in the face the DOJ is calling “accountability” in Breonna Taylor’s case. Now they want to act like civil rights charges were too much? Please be for real. If you’re wondering how little they value Black lives—look no further.

John Lewis walked, bled, and lived for justice. Five years since his passing, we honor him the only way we know how: By refusing to stay silent and getting in more Good Trouble.

Trump: “He’s a terrible Fed chair. I was surprised he was appointed.” Also Trump: constantly talking about other people’s IQs… Also also Trump: can’t even remember who he appointed. 🥴

Let me be clear: this is not just about Texas. This is about power, control, and rigging elections before a single vote is cast. They’re trying to redraw the maps, and rewrite the rules. Let me remind them: they took an oath to the Constitution, not to Trump—and map…

I find it hard to understand why Republicans think they’re the ones doing the work and “fighting for the American people”, when in reality they’re cutting funding and critical programs that so many Americans depend on.

Remember when Trump and the Republicans swore they’d lower costs? Yeah… they lied. Six months in, and folks are already paying more—at the store, at the pharmacy, and on their power bills. The Big Ugly Bill’s about to make it worse, with food and health care costs set to…

This ain’t about abortion, it’s about punishing folks who can’t afford private care and women who dare to demand control over their own bodies. Shutting down clinics means more undiagnosed cancer, more untreated STIs, and more folks left out here with nowhere to turn.

Vice Ranking Member of Oversight and Dallas Congresswoman @RepJasmine is a former public defender who isn’t afraid to fight back against MAGA Republicans. She’s one of the Democratic Party’s strongest voices against the Trump Administration.

This is what unethical & retaliatory behavior looks like! Something tells me that the lifetime non-political appointed Judges will win this battle 🤷🏾‍♀️…

We have truly become a country run by lawless wannabe gangsters. Please explain how an AG who faced felony charges for almost a decade, was also under federal investigation, & impeached, just to name a few, on behalf of the 34 count convicted felon, can even UTTER that he will…

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Imagine leading FEMA and not believing in emergency management. You’d think, as a former governor, she’d know what was going on. But I guess this is what you get when the president’s cabinet is full of unqualified conspiracy theorists. The American people deserve better.

Republicans gutted emergency services, then dragged their feet when Texas was flooding. Rep. Casar and I are demanding answers from FEMA, NOAA, and the Commerce Department’s Inspector General about the delays, the cuts, and why help didn’t come sooner. Texans deserve answers…