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| 𐐢𐐰𐐻𐐲𐑉-𐐼𐐩 𐐝𐐩𐑌𐐻, 𐐒𐑉𐐲𐑄𐐲𐑉 𐐣𐐴𐐿 | Anti-Communist | Pro-Reality | #TusksUp | RUSH | I know how to stop your hiccups. | Nil Illegitimo Carborundum
Someone watches waaaaaaay too many movies.
If you need a gun to fend off someone with a knife maybe you are just a total piece of shit and lack the skills needed for survival. Learn hand to hand combat.
President Henry B. Eyring: “Satan will always work on the Saints of God to undermine their faith in priesthood keys. One way he does it is to point out the humanity of those who hold them. He can in that way weaken our testimony and so cut us loose from the line of keys by which…
Sometimes we feel discouraged because we are not “more” of something—more spiritual, respected, intelligent, healthy, rich, friendly, or capable. We may not see ourselves as good enough. But our Heavenly Father sees us as His children and sees our potential of who we can become.…
Hey @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was
To properly judge her quality, I need to know how she spent the money.
Is there a substantial quality difference between a $300 dishwasher and a $1000 dishwasher?
This might be the greatest invention of all time.
This guy built an auto aiming trash can for his messy coworkers
Hey @grok who was the most famous person to block my account. Just give me a name.
I really want to play a game, but I don’t deserve it. Being unemployed sucks more than almost anything I’m likely to ever go through. And I’ve been to war.
Why are liberals so, so stupid?!? We’ve always known South Park goes after everyone.
Conservatives finding out that south park was never on their side
Not really though. It kind of works.
The problem with Band Of Brothers is that you have to pretend Ross from Friends could command troops.
It’s pretty nice that even the most degenerate democrats are finally screaming about wanting to see the Epstein files. I wonder if they are being played? Send *everyone* involved to prison for the rest of their lives, I don’t care who it is.
Woooo boy!!💥🔥💥Beto torches that ass! If the Epstein Files finally take down the Trump regime, it would definitely be ‘cosmic poetic justice.’ Trump and MAGA Republicans are Pedophile Protectors. #ProtectOurKids
Look, nobody is right about EVERYTHING, (for example, he's wrong here) but @JesseKellyDC is the closest most ever get.
I feel like people just pretend to like sauerkraut. There’s no way that can be real. “You know what this bratwurst really needs? Some Puke Spaghetti.” No chance. You’re all liars.
It really is that simple.
The Mormon Pioneers were already Americans. Anyone claiming Pioneer Day is proof we should be letting in illegal immigrants is a dumb ass
He’s right, again.
I’m not one of these “everything was better back in my day” people. But I cannot properly describe how much different the 80s were than what we have today. It was fun and happy and patriotic and ridiculous and over the top. It was wonderful. And Hulk Hogan was a big part of it.
Is it just me, or is this the best idea for basketball, ever?
Tell me you don’t know anything about dementia without telling me.
Anxiety and depression no more
I don’t know how else to say this but this sword belongs to my son. So…. Iykyk

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