Mike.
@CigsFigures
this crazy bitch is trying to ruin my peace but I still love her so I find it kinda cute
Negronis, not unlike Italian women, are so much more fun with a slight chemical imbalance.
You're not in love with her, you're just looking to belay your responsibilities. You take your fire and put it in them. Soon you depend on them for your warmth. The flames of passion fade away and the vibe becomes rancid with neediness. This form of self-sabotage comes with a…
Find something that you’re so into, that it gets your inner monologue going “I actually for real might have autism.”
Life gets really beautiful when you put your focus on just having a good time
Out here asking other bartenders if they've heard any good rumors lately like it's Sid Meier's Pirates.
If you love her, get a ghostface mask and keep a knife in the freezer.
