Chris E. Teigen

Me reaching into his boxers after saying I just needed a cuddle

her crown is coming…

When my Squirtle uses water gun and I didn’t tell him to

I don’t get to see Gaga this time around and these Mayhem videos are fucking killing me 🥺

My alone time is mandatory

gm who up presenting they pokémon

Fuck your ‘gay awakening’, who was your gay hibernation? Here’s mine

Y’all ever seen an angel? Now you have

I liiiiiive

I’ll never understand why my cat loves to drink my steaming hot bath water lmao

Summertime, and the livin’s easy

Just got my nails done, y’all like??

I also got this bag even though I’m not much of a bag person. I love it tho 🥹

I did it. I finally bought them.

Not being sent to BFE Tennessee for my first trip for work …

proof of life

🚨 Cops were caught on camera beating anti-ICE protesters on the Ohio–Kentucky state line bridge; then dragging them off in zip-ties like it was open season on dissent. They didn’t de-escalate. They cracked down. And they made sure the cameras saw it. @BreitbartNews

Wallows playing in my ears likeeee

It’s official.

Bitch yall can’t even eat cake made by a queer

Good morning