Chris Alan
@ChrisAlanComedy
Stand-up comic | writer| Co-host of The New OGs Podcast | YT SPECIAL "Gotta Be Honest" OUT NOW!
Dressed like the special guest “boyfriend” on a 90s black sitcom.
All smiles for Championship Sunday 😃 @JalenHurts | #FlyEaglesFly
Reminds me of men getting a hair unit
For a sec I thought the install was sketchy until I saw the double tap which ensured a solid adhesion was achieved 👍
Go be Amish then. Get off X if it’s so great.
Remember when the entire World was taught to mock The Amish & their ways? Turns out they had it right all along.
So funny! I love this show 🤣🤣
They got Lil Daddy working for TSA 😭✈️
Retard
July 18: If we have a smart president, you're never going to let the dollar slide. If you have a dummy, that could happen. July 25: A weak dollar makes you a hell of a lot more money. It doesn't sound good, but you make a hell of a lot more money with a weaker dollar than you…
They’re sliding back to being terrible. It’s why they have “emergency” pizzas. They know their gonna deliver some BS, give you a “free” up front so when the day comes you don’t want to cook, you get the “free” pizza making up for the bad one
In 2009, Domino’s CEO did something no fast-food owner dared: He said their pizza sucked—on live TV. Competitors mocked the move. But within 5 years, it became the most legendary turnaround in history. Here's why he did it 🧵
Kev looking like a couple therapist on Love and Marriage 🤣🤣🤣
Love seeing a dude decked out in all western clothes. Hat boots and Wranglers get out of Hyundai Tucson.
Yooooooo why the fuck are the 80s being attacked right now?! Hulk Hogan?!
This is the latest twist. Hes in the files because he was “investigating” 🤣🤣🤣 he was investigating underage pussy.
This one Epstein perspective could collapse the left’s entire narrative. You may have heard that Trump is in the Epstein files many times but if you think it’s that simple then you are their pawn. Watch this.
This shit is so funny. So many grifters got rich off this Trump shit
LITERALLY
Two legends that knew how to handle the rock
My guy @JamieHector and his son a great guy !!
Glad to see my shit still going around. How is it mine? I took the picture.