Church Curmudgeon

Good night, saints.

If I had no b in my bonnet My head wouldn’t have nothin’ onnet

I’d like to see Optimus try working at 2:30am at a Waffle House.

Crazy, but that's how it goes Millions of people living as foes Maybe it's not too late To learn how to love and forget how to hate

I Samuel 18:27

Blast from the past.

Did you hear about the unethical dyslexic dentist? He was amolar.

I think that society should shame them so they stay out of sight.

The ice cream machines went down 4 days later.

Armstrong was going to leave Aldrin on the moon alone, but that would have been kind of a buzzkill.

The tech booth has 40 million x the computing power of Apollo 11 and can’t get the words up in time to sing them.

I tried to reason with some dust mites but it’s like they live in a vacuum.

I am in the house band at a local country show. The lead singer has one joke. She takes a picture of the audience for social media and says, “If you’re here with someone you’re not supposed to be, now’s your chance to move!”

These ethical guidelines work for me: So Joshua burned Ai and made it a heap forever, a desolation until this day. He hanged the king of Ai on a tree until evening. — Joshua 8:28-29a

Found this in the archives.

How long after Dr. MacArthur passes will it take for Grace Community Church to install fog machines?

On the positive side, this handbasket sure has a smooth ride.

Can’t spell mohel without Elmo.

Shout out to the choir directors picking out Christmas music.

Quiet Waters

The reign in Spain falls mainly on the plane.