Chris Nodimas🍄
@CholeraFan
A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled.
This guy's whole grift is that everything is bad for you
You think nicotine is healthy!?
And since the people there will then be technically Chinese, we can deport them.
Imagine his head didn't come off, and they arrested a giant rat
We regret to inform you that Chuck E. Cheese has been arrested for credit card fraud in Florida
If I had the choice between having two dude friends with good senses of humor that I got a long with reasonably well and they lived nearby, or $50k, I would take the friends. Being old is gay and sucks
If you need to "control" your kids, you've already failed.
If you cannot control your kids at a restaurant, you need to stay home.
Chuck mangione Hulk Hogan Cher Theo Huxtable Ozzy Osbourne What they say is true, celebrity deaths usually occur in fives
Opening scene of disaster movie
they fucking did it they genetically edited mosquitoes so they can’t transmit malaria. and made the mutation self-replicating. edited mosquitoes and every descendant can’t infect humans.
If I have media downloaded to my device, I should be able to access it reliably in the app when I have no wifi or cell service. Looking at you specifically, @audible_com and @youtubemusic FYI, it doesn't happen if I pirate stuff instead.
The gender norm now is that males are the cooks. This is because both genders are equally employed/underemployed/unemployed but only men both enjoy food and have the energy to make food. Left to their own devices foids will literally consume nothing but lattes punctuated by a…
The gender norm now is that males are the cooks. This is because both genders are equally employed/underemployed/unemployed but only men both enjoy food and have the energy to make food. Left to their own devices foids will literally consume nothing but lattes punctuated by a…
friend (crying): it was terrifying i was medically dead for two minutes me (gently): and medically gay your whole life
