Chofamba
@Chofamba
Comms & public affairs professional; #foreverjourno; political animal; opinionista. I follow Jesus - Rom 1:16. Tweets in my personal capacity.
So @PamGoldingZM is this meant only for Chinese customers? What’s up?

This video has gone viral on social media because of what it is communicating. Zimbabwean businessman Kuda Tagwirei is very intentional. The video was released to show Chiwenga’s faction—and Zimbabweans at large—just how close Tagwirei is to President Emmerson Mnangagwa,…
The Baobab isn’t only found in Zimbabwe.
Did you know that the BAOBAB tree and Pangolin are ONLY found in ZIMBABWE
90% of academic papers I read are now AI-assisted. Most researchers are in complete denial. I'm a professor who's been brutally using AI for 18 months. Here's what I learned that could save your career:
Dear son @ShingaiMusasiwa You are 21 yrs old. 4 yrs younger than when I had you. Here is what will happen over the next 26 years: 1) From the about 150 people you actually call your “homie” by my age you’d have buried about 20 of them. To accidents, sickness and self…
If polygamy was normalized with zero judgment… Most men wouldn’t want multiple wives. They’d want one real woman… And ten backups for when she stops acting like one. Because the truth is Men don’t crave quantity. They crave peace, respect, and loyalty. But when modern women…
To local, regional & international organisations, Thank you for speaking out and standing firmly for press freedom. Your bold condemnation of the injustice I faced, and your public demand for the charges to be dropped, gave me hope, a clear message that the world was watching.
If this handle is supposed to be about the Presidential land tenure programme, then why does it veer from matters of policy to swim in the murky waters of succession politics day in, day out?
Dr. Tagwirei hasn’t declared ambitions, yet Opposition panic paints him as the candidate to beat. Why? Because they fear a leader who embodies unity and grassroots strength. While others play politics through headlines, ZANU PF plays through Loyalty, Discipline, and Legacy.…
The beauty about Mutsvangw is that he always confesses how Zanu takes advantage of Govt arms to enrich its elites or to retain power. 1. In a debate with Tendai Biti, he openly said "we have the institutions of power" referring to the CIO and army. He was openly confessing that…
🔸Do not drink and tweet. Mota dzese dzekupihwa dzinoenda. #IronLady🏋🏽♀️👟🔥
So when @holytenzw claims to be the leader of the youth, he means this lost generation of guka smoking druggies vekungosticker sticker ava! Hunhu hwacho hunongoenderanawo nebato raanotsigira! Manje mufana wakwira mutunhu una mago!

“For by means of a harlot A man is reduced to a crust of bread; And an adulteress will prey upon his precious life.” Proverbs 6:26 NKJV bible.com/bible/114/pro.…
Worth paying attention to this @mhtestd, @MoPSEZim. More trade skills development, please! These are what move the development dial.
Will AI Take Your Job?
This cracked me up! 🤣🤣🤣! British boxers need to send a diplomatic delegation to @usykaa’s team and beg for a ceasefire!
Three time Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the world! Can you stop beating us up please? @usykaa
We’re witnessing the making of a G.O.A.T here. I think we’re now in a position to say, with serious justification, that as a boxer, @usykaa may be the best heavyweight ever. He has beaten all the champions of his time, dishing out double defeats to each of the three from whom he…

.@usykaa is an all time great. @DynamiteDubois does not deserve to dethrone such a goat. It won’t make Dubois great, nor will it distinguish him in any way in heavyweight boxing’s historical pantheon. Following his recent run of positive form, there’s only one thing Dubois needs…

The proper role of religion in a dictatorship is to condition people to blame themselves or the devil for the terrible circumstances they find themselves in. That is why every politician loves the church, it's a convenient place bury accountability
Whether the economy is soft or harsh, remember that the same sun that melts snow also hardens clay; the same boiling water that softens a carrot hardens an egg. Your destiny isn't determined by your environment but by your inner makeup…(3/4)
Am on a business trip, but why would I waste my time talking to lapdogs barking for 2 cents? That Rutendo guy is just a chihuahua for hire. Any thief wanting someone to make noise can throw a few coins in his direction, and the barking will be very sonorous & on repeat.
Babamnin @mawarirej hanzi huyai muite respond to matinyarare pa space about Kuda Tagwirei command agric funds🥰
God has always been in it: He gave us the earth and all its fullness. The difference between us and those who are developed is that they created a plan to develop their countries, using their God-given brains. There’s not even any need to say God is in it because that’s…
#Technology • We shall have this modern technology in Zimbabwe one day President. • It is possible, for as long as God is in it. • We shall work positively towards our goals, objectives and the vision we have for this country. #ZimbabweForAll #GodBlessZimbabwe #ChangeIsComing