Ijele Nwanyi
@ChizzyAsa
#Catholic // work in progress
Nigeria thinks it’s by praying and fasting 🤣
You. Cannot. Skip. Industrialisation. As. A. Developing. Country.
You. Cannot. Skip. Industrialisation. As. A. Developing. Country.
“Babe come over. Babe when are you coming over. Babe just come over” Oga I go rob you oooo.
Nobody has such power over me. I love hard every single time !!!!
no one has traumatized me to not want to love again
Hot take ebandayo: Netflix and chill dates should be reserved for established relationships, not the early "getting to know each other" stage. Suggesting them early implys a focus on physical intimacy rather than building a genuine connection. It screams “I just want bums”
Ladies how do you respond?
Me tomorrow morning. Am I going to bed early today? Still no 🤣🤣🤣
My slutty cat This is Margaret Scratcher. I came into my office and found her like this. I don’t even know where to begin or what kind of talk we need to have.
I wish I could hibernate like a bear. This life is stressing me out 😭😭
One thing I learnt to do is, no matter how mad or pissed I am at someone; if they call me I try to pick and hear from them. It might be an emergency and if anything goes wrong where I could have been of help, I won’t forgive myself.
I got older and understood social class , you will never see me think I am capable of marrying someone like Mike adenuga’s son . The odds of that happening is 00.1 percent.
I injured my knee while playing volleyball during my NYSC days, and since then, I've occasionally experienced pain in that knee. Today was one of those days, and the anger I felt ehhh. Serving my country has left me to deal with this. A country that has never served me in return
Everybody is now saying their kids will be trust fund children. Making the same mistakes your parents made. We should instead be trying to create a society where every child has access to basic opportunities to make something of their lives regardless of their parents’ status
What are some of you even talking about? Do you realize the kind of freedom being a nepo baby gives you? Some of us had to stick it out at dead-end jobs for years because if we dared to quit, life would have shown us premium shege banza. Please don’t anger me !!!!
sometimes it seems that christians believe more in the devil’s power than God’s 😭
Why are Christian’s so scared of everything? I saw a Christian woman on TikTok saying Victoria’s Secret perfumes/mists are demonic?? 🤣 ppl are in the comments agreeing — one even said she started seeing demons when she used The Ordinary products… religious psychosis is real😭
And I have to write IELTS 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
This English exam from Japan is impossible 😭
My neighbor central bank go soon catch fire. Every night, zzzzzzzzzzzz 🤣🤣🤣🤣