Bearded & Fluffy 🍺🤪🍺🤪
@ChiTownTim27
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate....so I have that going for me, which is nice 😏 #PearlJam #BeHereForIt #Blackhawks #DaBears
She's a 10 but she definitely would have been burned at the stake during the Salem Witch trials
Sundays are all about lying on the couch, binge watching shows, eating even though you're not hungry and complaining that tomorrow is Monday
She brought screenshots ! Oooooof good luck bro 🤣🤣☠️☠️
My playlist is so random. I'm either a drunk cowboy, a divorced Dad, a gang member, a wasted white girl or an unpaid stripper
Drunk me has made a lot of friends that sober me has no idea who the fuck they are
Fuck therapy....I just need one dumbass to swing first so I can let it ALLLLLL out
Adulting is getting excited about getting home and into bed 🙌🙌
Queso = Spanish Cheese K, So = Southern for here's the plan and y'all ain't gonna like it
One minute you're young, wild and carefree and the next you have a favorite pen at work that NO ONE can use
When the weather says to dress for the mid 90s .....
Drove home behind this guy for 25 miles just to feel something.....
**Can you multi-task?!?"" Me: "Yes!!! I'm staying calm and crashing out at the same time!!"
Good Morning fuckers and Fuckettes 🤪🤪🤪 Rise Grind and Shine on you crazy bastards ✌️✌️
