Nebra$ka Jone$ ❄️
@CherryTNT_
strange fruit 🍒
LMFAOOOOOOOO BRO I WILL MAKE A FRIEND ANYWHERE
It was a girl in a wheelchair at the function so of course i asked her how fast that mfa go and she gave me a ride 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 that luh shit got up there !!!
i will never get over the fact that people now associate em dashes and semicolons with ai like god forbid a girl likes to read sorry i’m literate
When she sends you a breakup text and you see this mf:
You would have HATED us in the 00s. We were broke and out Thursday-Sun 😂😭
going out n you got less than $1000 to your name is insane but that might be an elitist take
Men will see this dating profile and then ask her out for ice cream
manifesting.
He was pregnant with Jacob Elordi here
pedro pascal in the 90s
I used to leave my house with $20 and a dream. You haven't lived!
going out n you got less than $1000 to your name is insane but that might be an elitist take
Brownies
Which one is better brownies and ice cream or cookies and ice cream ?
Mhmm
i have no desire to be chased by anyone tbh. mutual yearning & romance is the only thing that really satisfies me. but i do like when someone really shows up and fights for me the way i fight for them.
fyi... it gets better. you find better. you experience better. you become better.
Yes, I’m not codependent, thanks for asking!
I be perplexed when people say they’ve been single 5+ years and I’ve never made it to 2. Like are you ok? Omg
Door handle above your head is crazy
A Bacon egg n cheese should still be $2.50 til this day but w.e
Are there ANY bars left in Raleigh that serve real liquor ?? I mean fr. You damn near gotta go to a steakhouse to get the real shit
And why it’s in love with her lmao
I love us so bad cause how the hell did you get a flamingo?😂
Fellas if you like slim girls, talk to a slim girl and if you like thick girls talk to a thick girl.. but don't get a thick girl and constantly tell her to lose weight or a slim girl and tell her to get thick
squidward when his PTO gets denied:
do you want a giant crab?
You can’t say shit on dis app without ppl cryin now. I said Pam Grier was probably da finest bitch on Earth in da 70s and ppl in my mentions askin why I think ppl just got attractive recently. I ain’t even type dem sentences goofy. Calm yo bitch ass down
“WHAT WOULD YOU DOOOOO. IF I SANG OUTTA TUNE??”
Cut my beard and shorty said I look like the abusive husband from a Tyler Perry movie 😭😭😭