Philipp Kostelecky (@PhilComedy on IG)
@CheeseCakePCK
Stand-up Comedian 😎
My favourite kid I ever taught when I was a swim teacher was this little 4-year-old Italian boy. One time he sneezed and nobody said anything so he just went “what? No bless yous for Giacomo?”
Depressive episode? Buddy I got a whole season
POV: Slavoj Žižek is reading you a bedtime story
Trying to find out what your friend in Tech actually does
God I’m so glad we’re back to the days of luring and scheming. We really are living in the Golden Age of America

I think me and my work cyber security training have very different understandings of the phrase “worst case scenario”

Sorry I was late, I was emotionally singing in the shower far longer than I expected to
I have a high self-esteem but low self-worth. So I think I’m amazing, but like… who cares what I think
Movie Talkers vs Movie Watchers with @OtterLeeMoy
it’s only a few months into the Trump administration and the days are already getting longer, I don’t know how he does it
I don’t speak French, can someone translate this for me?

I gained a bit of weight recently and now I’m really worried I’m going to get traded to the Lakers
👀 @dallasmavs
No. 77 has arrived. New wallpapers for LA's newest star 📲
Born to Love forced to say: "that's totally cool, I appreciate you being upfront and honest about how you feel and not leading me on. It was really nice getting to know you and I wish you all the best moving forward."
I always amazes me how many businesses can describe themselves as "world famous" despite the fact that me and everyone I know has never heard of them