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Life is too short to be taken seriously. Oscar.
What planet is this woman on? What the hell difference is this going to make? How will she know who organised the crossing? Say, how about making things easier and just stopping all the bloody boats?

My heart breaks... for the Netflix talent scout who thought they were a money-spinner.....😂😂

Oh dear... local mag seems to have missed someone in the "Fem-Founded Startups".... 🤔 From the May 27 edition: 'Actor Ryan Reynolds appearing on Carpinteria TV host Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend mentioned Meghan Markle and her new lifestyle brand As Ever. Reynolds’ late father…

Penalties, schmenalties... a win is a win! Bravo Ladies! Say, is there any chance some (all?) of you could identify as men and play for us next year in the World Cup?

"While at long last relations between the Sussexes and the rest of the family appear to be thawing....." Today's belly laugh!😂😂 One "shared diary" does not make a Buck House invite! Oh yes, "left a trail of evidence" refers to all their lies... we know...

How effing generous! "I'll share my official diary engagements (please stop laughing, this is serious, guys!) with you, so you can plan your events around it and we have no more date clashes." Charles' reply is not recorded, however one can imagine that the words off and…

Sorry the world, but once again Montréal is number 1! Yes!!! (Cue Queen: We Are The Champions) Yes... we are the champions for the worst air quality in the world... oh well, a bit like the Sussexes, you gotta take your plaudits when you can! At least we didn't pay for it...…


Dear Namesake: Please beware of Freaks bearing gifts!

This is getting out of hand.... already these past few days we have had two incidents where girls wore Union Jack dresses as their contribution to a Heritage Day-type event. All people/schools/restos doing this have got to be named and shamed....
Woman turned away from Wetherspoons for wearing Union Jack dress ‘absolutely disgusted’ over policy thesun.co.uk/news/36023253/…
A sample of two days' headlines in the Mail. Two governments have shafted the UK for no good reason. Sure we need qualified people and they can apply through the normal channels..... not by taking an illegal ride over the English one. It will take a lot to get the people to…


The line in the sand has been drawn #ItsOver #Netflix #AI #Parody
Last century when I was 11 and went to grammar school in the UK, our uniform was shirt, school tie, blazer.... what's the problem? Little by little, George is getting himself invited to formal Royal events... I don't think that a hoodie with "Your Logo Here" on the front and his…
Valentine Low just protected his account after being called out for bullying Prince George. Too bad Prince George can't be protected from people like Valentine Low. #StopBullying #PrinceGeorge #LeaveTheKidsAlone
Was just researching her (cough) diplomatic service in Argentina when I came across this piece... She arrives. Peso devalued. Cause and effect? You decide! 😀😀

I am very glad that this alleged comedian.... sorry, I meant fuckhead, is being let go next year.... but I'd rather he had some punishment a tad harsher.... castration, maybe? 🤔 youtu.be/v-8WQ6kpBMw?si…
