Chad Slime ®
@ChadSlimeBased
Based Department
I want to take this opportunity and thank @CryptoMemer0x for all the value he's provided not just to me and the crypto community, but to his family as well over the past few years. From retiring his parents to helping thousands of us elevate our portfolios, I am truly grateful.
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The only use case for carrying cash is in case there is pepper in between your teeth.
Well, I just received news that I'll be heading to federal prison in a few weeks. To visit one of my relatives who's been serving for +20 years. As an officer, looking forward to celebrating his retirement from honorable service.
You can buy a mansion for $109,000. Hear me out... In NYC, LA, and Toronto, the median home is $1M+. A mansion? $5–10M easy. But here’s what you’re missing… Bitcoin is digital real estate. Right now, you can buy a digital mansion for just $109,000.
The next black swan will be Crypto treasury companies. It’s clear as day. You’ve been warned.
“Well my uncle ate a bunch of red meat and had a heart attack!” Fails to mention he also ate a lot of refined carbohydrates and drank alcohol.
Scrambled egg whites, sticky rice, garlic salt, and chipotle Tabasco. Carbing up.
Chad Slime merges with the collective consciousness to save humanity from their earthly desires and greed! 🚀🚀🚀 $E @3Enlightenment6
Scrambled egg whites, sticky rice, garlic salt, and chipotle Tabasco. Carbing up.
I don't go to gender reveal parties because I don't associate with losers
If you are a winner, you will find a way to win.
If you are a winner, you will find a way to win.
You might see this photo and think, “Wow, does this dude really have two Lamborghinis?" But the answer, of course, is “NO!" That would be silly. I also have several ADDITIONAL Lamborghinis.
I literally teach my copywriting mastermind students to take people's tweets lmao
This individual, commonly referred to as "Barkery," single-handedly escaped the trenches by investing in "Jeo Boden" at $20K market cap with only $260. We may never witness this again.
“I cant breathe” “You dont have dual intakes?”
Being white is a superpower in some states. Not where I live, tho. They hate me for being white in New Jersey. @ChadSlimeBased
If you have just one coin, it's hard to comprehend just how free you'll be.
Career wise - I'm unemployed lmao
Financially - I'm going to win. Career wise - I'm going to win. Mentally - I'm going to win. Emotionally - I'm going to win. Physically - I'm going to win. Family wise - I'm going to win. With Love - I'm going to win. In my life - I'm going to win. Claim it all!