⚡️Christopher⚡️
@Cee_Dubbbs
American 🇺🇸 Gay 🏳️🌈 Author | 82nd Airborne Medic ⛑️ Paratrooper 🪂 Disabled Veteran 🦾 | Love God, my Man, & my Dogs ✨| Posts Gym Selfies & Advice
Full-Service Tops don’t let you do any of the pumping — just sit there and look pretty until we are done & wipe off your windshield
There’s a town named Ramona near me — & all I can think about is it being filled with Romana Singer clones & they all enjoy Turtle Time & Pinot Grigio
Hanging out with my Marine friends and I keep screaming “Did you order the Code Red!?
Bisexual Millennials — will now be called Bicentennials from here on out. Thank you, Mgmnt.
Got my toothpaste, shampoo, conditioner, body wash, douche, pre-workout, protein shake, & lube — all-in-one 4.0 ounce tube

Lady Gaga lyrics are basically Baby Talk — she might be a nanny who records her songs while spoon feeding children
If you are aren’t in my circle of trust You are probably in my triangle of suspicion
Have you pleasured your man today? — No? And now he’s not available? — Not answering? It’s because he’s somewhere… Jacking Off!!!
Your Heart is not set in stone It grows — It shrinks (Over and over) It changes its mind — every beat (Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No) It never sits still (But waits for your approval)