Melanie

Just ripped the band aid off with our local farmer and told her I’m an anti vaxxer - here’s hoping her chickens aren’t vaccinated either 💀💀

Sorry I missed your call bro, I’ve been outside jumping into tree branches so the flowers fall off and my daughter can say it’s “snowing flowers”

Grok taking more than 1 minute to reply to me is so disgustingly inappropriate!

I forgot I retain a different personality when I put winged eye liner on. This is a dangerous weapon

Just made stuffed peppers even though I don’t want them but my husband asked for them. This is oppression of marriage

My work asked me to write a blog about my niche for advising. They don’t know this, but I know (and you know) that I formatted this like Thomas Aquinas

To be truly chaste, one must leave the physical form and become a non corporeal entity. Better get working on that!

Need to deactivate soon bc this app is becoming fun and busy again smh can’t become addicted to the good vibes

Any parent who looks at the county’s sex offender map and sees they are ALL over the county knows to sleep with their gun beside their bed lol.