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I thought about the priesthood, but I'll never be a Cardinal.
My sister once threatened me with an intervention because I was getting a B- in AP US History. It didn’t end up happening, because that’s an insane idea. I did end up raising my grade to an A anyway though. Maybe the real intervention was the family I made along the way.
Holy crap, Caiaphas from The Chosen is Mr. Lippman from Seinfeld and also a Vulcan captain on TNG.
You, a liturgical musician: Those who choose alien gods Have chosen an alien band Me, an alien band: We are an alien band We are an alien band We’re coming to your town We’ll help you party it down We are an alien band
The way Robert Shaw’s voice breaks when he says “Lost a hundred men…” Did folks understand PTSD in 1975 the way we do now?
I’m assuming this worked, not because my computer is fixed now (it is), but because the problem was the motherboard and not the hard drive. I haven’t lost any of my work.
Blessed Carlo Acutis, pray for his work computer!
We basically just alternate blowout wins and blowout losses these days.
F*ck. You’re telling me I needed to buy a room conditioner instead?
i heard an expert on NPR say, "contrary to popular belief, AC does not actually cool the room, it cools the AIR in the room," and i'd like to take this opportunity to say NPR, you need to be on your absolute best behavior right now.
Why does this look like Pope Leo is an Italian telling a joke?

My dad saw the new Jurassic Park and told me it’s “a good 4th of July movie.” Then we decided to watch Jaws and he remembered what an actual good 4th of July movie is.
I know of a priest who did break the Seal of Confession for all of the supposed “right reasons” and the damage it caused hasn’t fully abated even after almost 20 years.