Casual Thursday

For those who enjoy Game of Thrones/House of the Dragon but struggle a bit with the geography, this map really helped me

Sorry but I don’t think early Americans would have laughed at a South Park episode making fun of George Washington. They would have been fucking terrified because the pictures were moving and making sounds.

I hate that the Iron Sheik didn’t live to see this day. He absolutely hated Chuck Mangione.

The state needs to ban vanity plates. Highway 280 is no place for Alabamians to learn how to read.

Me when my job finally figures out who’s been eating all the cheese cubes and charcuterie out of the walk-in

What happened to Whimsy? What happened to Mirth? They were my two favorite dancers at the Furnace. Hope they’re doing ok!

Yard pee beer, shower beer, another yard pee beer if needed

Guy I went to college with who ate nothing but Reese’s Cups and PBR for an entire semester and got scurvy has some thoughts about this whole Epstein situation

I was trying to write the next Skyrizi style pharmaceutical banger but nothing rhymes with crippling diarrhea as far as I can… seea? wait hang on I think I got something

It’s getting to be kind of a lot of murders for one building

Have we tried asking *nicely* for the incriminating documents? You catch more files with honey or so I’m told

Gorillaz are what you put on when you want to set a very specific vibe that calls for a British guy singing about windmills.

*slowly, in a minor key* Generals gathered in their massesssssss

Suck all you want @Braves it’s not gonna distract us from getting the Epstein files

Which Taco Bell parking lot did kids from your school fight in? For us it was the Palisades location

I don’t believe in “magic” per se but how does my family always know the exact moment I’m walking out of Piggly Wiggly so they can text me asking for one more item??

It’s been a big week for that one friend who only texts you about celebrity deaths

Can’t take an hour off this app or you’ll miss two tragedies, at least one beloved celebrity death, minimum 3 awful pieces of legislation, a medium sized sports scandal, and two or three really funny things.

Just walked outside and it feels like that level in Mario 3 where the sun swoops down and tries to kill you

(First time in church) ok that can’t really be how you pronounce “psalms”