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@CarlSagansBrush
| X personality | comedy | satire | science and astrophysics | urban artist | lover of all things triangle related.
Good morning Xeeters. Here’s a good morning from the god JID. youtu.be/gsaZRcL-OTQ?si…
For all my fellow trekkies transparent aluminum is now a reality

I’m going to @AdrianDparody’s upcoming Space. Will you join too?
Be careful out there guys. Mercury is totally in haterade

What if autism isn’t growing exponentially and it’s the fact we let a whole generation self diagnose without restrictions?
The temptation is real rn. Ozzy would have wanted me to buy this and put it in my home

Back to the aether with you now. Thank you Ozzy Osborne
I wear expensive sneakers so I remember to step over the bullshit

My girl out there puttin in work. 🫶🏻🙅🏻
Everyday I’m shuffling.
Good morning Xeeters. Remember, mantis shrimp are total dicks of the sea floor. That’s a solid tip.
Good night Xeeters. I leave you all with these words of uncomfortable truth. Every pill mill responsible for the opiate epidemic in Florida had 2-3 police details on duty at all times to ensure order and cover liability. Toodles. -shuffilino

Remember kids and Xeeters. You can totally just do things. Like dying your hair silver. That was totally a thing.

Breaking news: Bostonians assault puddle viciously and with no respect. I am the media now.