Lions Superfan Carl McJenkins
@CarlMcJenkins
Made in Detroit. 7yr Lions and 3yr Red Wings Szn Ticket Holder. Executive homeless person. #OnePride #LGRW #DetroitBasketball #RepDetroit #GoBlue 2nd account
Neither did Matt Patricia
I’ll keep it simple: Ben Johnson doesn’t fuck around
Will Johnson locking up Marvin Harrison Jr just like he used to do in college 😤
Love the physicality here.
tarik skubal averages 1.5 war a month you’ll never be him
BREAKING: President Trump says he has now stopped 6 wars. “I’m averaging about a war a month.”
Did you guys set up multifactor authentication for your McDonald’s app yet?
Vernor’s
I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink
We were not meant to be jerking off 5-6 hours a day
DJ booth for afters. Easy question.
what would you do with this space?
The most interesting part of my dating life rn is I have a bet with this girl on who will fart first. Whoever farts first has to post on their story that they farted first. This has been going on for about a month now, and I’m determined to win.
share a piece of lore about your dating life
Going to watch the music video to She tonight and cry due to this news
Frank Ocean has unfollowed Tyler, The Creator on Instagram as well.
I kind of wish I wasn't important for my job, so I could be at training camp today lol
I've never been for camp! Def on my list
cant wait to see you in detroit
I’ve been doing this for years. I purposely hold off cumming, take Zinc, and drink tons of water just to shoot fat loads.
I never heard about this until today but apparently everyone is taking zinc to shoot fatter ropes.
Haven’t had a girl meet my mom in almost 2 years and it’s about to happen. Pretty wild.
Had to break out the peanuts today to help end the slump. #RepDetroit
Anyone who openly tweets out their salary is either lying or they’re stupid
Age : 23 Salary 89k Now your turn