Jonty
@CarefreeJonty
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🚨YOUR CHANCE TO WIN🚨 The FPL is back up and running for the 4th year. Classic format, £10 entry & winner takes all. It’s that simple. If you’re interested, drop me a message or like the tweet and I’ll send you all the information. #FPL
🚨🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City agree deal to sign James Trafford as new goalkeeper, here we go! Deal in place with Burnley under value of £40m buy back clause. Trafford said yes to Man City as Pep Guardiola wanted him. Newcastle are also informed about Trafford’s decision.
2025 and I can’t work on a train up north because the WiFi is slower than Jorginho in the transition
🚨BREAKING: Alexander Isak, who looks set to leave Newcastle United, has asked not to go to Tottenham Hotspur this summer. [@nytimes] nytimes.com/athletic/64952…
Genius? 🤣🤣🤣
Every window it goes to shows how brilliantly Arteta has done with this club. £700M spent in six years to rebuild the club and create one of the best teams in the world. There are teams spending £400M in a single window and £1B in a year. Arteta is really a genius.
Ekitike signing for Liverpool only for them to go and get Isak is genuinely mind boggling lmao
99% sure Isak is just trying to get better contract terms anyway but
Arsenal signing Gyokeres instead of Isak is genuinely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
I fucking dare you @ChelseaFC
🚨💣 BREAKING: Alexander Isak has informed Newcastle of his desire to explore a move this summer. Club aware of player’s plans and will now decide how to move, as @CraigHope_DM reports. Newcastle have already re-started exploring a move for a top striker in the market. 👀
Genuinely glad I didn’t renew my membership. New system looks like an absolute fucking disaster
🚨🔵 Chelsea and RB Leipzig continue direct club to club talks for Xavi Simons deal. RB Leipzig aware of Xavi being very keen on move and tempted by Chelsea. Bayern have made calls to be informed this week but #CFC clear favorites, already in talks & with player’s green light.
Arsenal were the only English team to lose both legs, home and away to PSG
Martin Zubimendi 🗣️ “Arsenal were the only team who truly stood up to Paris Saint-Germain in the UCL and they let it slip because of minor details.”