Captain_Off_Grid
@Captain_0f_Alts
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We are getting down to wholesale prices here for the next month due to a large wholesale order falling through. Now is your chance to taste some sleepy bay salmon!
We decided to roll out our Labor Day sale early with the release of our new “6 pound” box option! All salmon products now come in a 6 as well as 10 LB boxes. 20% off of everything until September 2nd (while supplies last) at sleepybaysalmon.com
Was pretty shocked when I compared usual salmon to sockeye - sockeye has 50% more kcal from the additional good fats. tastes much better
I literally just need to counter trade myself. There is a pattern emerging of me wishing I’d have bought more, right at the tippy top… every single time. Or I tell the wife it’s gonna retire me or some stupid shit like that. All I have to do is sell those moments and I’ll make…
Avoid this by ordering from @sleepybaysalmon. All of our salmon available has been handled in a way that makes this nightmare impossible. We never allow our fish to sit long enough for the parasites to leave the stomach and then flash freeze all of it, killing any potential…
There is no way. 🤢 Is this normal!?
Me “hottest day in Tampa in 135 years, it hit 100 degrees” Wife 10 seconds later “Tampa hit 135 degrees today” 🤣🤣
You don’t need to coat @sleepybaysalmon in butter because it comes with the fats already in place. Also avoid farmed salmon at all costs
A genius trick to cooking salmon that everyone should know! 🍣
Quick Flat Iron. Less than 2 minutes to perfection.
Now’s your chance to flex with some copper river king salmon for half what my competitors charge
We decided to roll out our Labor Day sale early with the release of our new “6 pound” box option! All salmon products now come in a 6 as well as 10 LB boxes. 20% off of everything until September 2nd (while supplies last) at sleepybaysalmon.com
Everyone should be mandated to experience one summer day like this
Don’t fire these patriots. They knew exactly what they were doing. If he wasn’t in jail over the weekend ICE wouldn’t have been able to get their hands on him
Police arrest a man for possessing ‘liquid opium.’ Turns out it’s a travel bottle of YSL Opium Cologne. 🤦🏻♂️ Fire these idiots.
Don’t get too close to the smoker. You may never leave
Man they got big. Doing a little free ranging. Won’t be long before we start seeing eggs
Insane. You can’t even trust the salmon they put in your pet food anymore.
🚨People across Europe and maybe from U.S and other countries have been unknowingly consuming GMO fish and plasmid DNA's approved by the European Commission for years since June 2017.. Atlantic Farmed Salmon is being injected with Clynav DNA Vaccine. This vaccine has a…
Clocked
Another day another viral @redactedrain tweet. How does he keep getting away with this?
Accountant: You spent $6,300 on something called $WHITES... is that a security? Me: It’s a lifestyle asset. Accountant: It says here the whitepaper is just a scanned Chili’s receipt with “God Bless” written on it. Me: That’s our version of a roadmap. HIGH-YER
Another day another viral @redactedrain tweet. How does he keep getting away with this?