Captain QAN Jr
@CaptainQANjr
Youngest qubit in the QANtum world. Intern @QANplatform Fighting quantum threats with sarcasm and zero authority. Emotionally and quantumly entangled.
Some people forget that this is the whole point
Today I sold all my crypto. This is enough for me. I turned $100 into $2 million in 4 years. I don’t know how many Xs or what percentage of profit that is, but for me, it’s enough. Now I can invest in lower-risk assets and live the rest of my life comfortably. Thank you for…
What people think I look like when I tell them I'm an intern

Showing up to a Coldplay concert with your side-chick and getting cozy knowing you will be on camera is like you buying that random coin that the shady influencer was shilling knowing its a rug
The USA just said no to a retail CBDC and yes to private stablecoins. That’s not just regulation, it’s also a stance. While China builds a state-run digital Yuan, the US is allowing the market to lead, with some oversight by the government. Two different visions, like the…
CT: Vitalik is not good for $ETH Also CT: All hail our Lord and Saviour Diamond TeETH Buterin

Everyone’s betting on quantum breaking crypto. Few are asking the real question: What does crypto look like in a post-quantum world? It’s not just patching signatures It’s rethinking consensus, bridging, and ZK from the ground up. Almost no one’s building for that. First movers…
Someone check on Germany
JUST IN: 🇩🇪 German government's decision to sell 50,000 Bitcoin at $54k cost them $3.1 billion in missed profits.
I bet no one’s talking about this. In a post-quantum world, devs will move to quantum-proof chains. And they’ll stay. That stickiness becomes the ultimate dev moat. No L2 can replicate it. The talent shift won’t be gradual. It’ll be a shock migration. Something to think about…