Lil' Pelosi

Reddit is where fat ugly women pass off their opinions and advice as if they're normal women. What do incels have?

If I were to get married and wanted to fake savings enough to never work again, but not enough for lavish spending or something potentially juicy in a divorce how much?

Not sure how people take movies seriously knowing like 50% of actors are gay.

Just found that zionists have nothing to do with Rastafarianism.

The reason fat bitchy women exist is because there are so many loser guys around. Women naturally adjust their value to the value of men in a society.

The reign of E-girls is nearly over. Desperate they'll be forced into relationships with incels.

There are only two people in the world LUCKY people and UNLUCKY people.

90% of food vloggers are lying and the food they're eating is super mid. Sorry, but not every country in the world actually has good food.

Faking it to pull a chick, but only caught the ones who kidnap quick

The entire Epstein thing involves the filming of powerful people with some 17 year old girl, which is legal in most of the world (not the filming part though). Who cares?

The hottest girls have a thick piece of fat behind on the back of the knee. You only really need to touch it to know if she's the one or not.

Reddit made so much more sense to me when I saw the picture of the reddit mods being obese short haired women. That pretty much sums up the entire site.

Women will tell you you're the first guy they let finish inside and then literally come back pregnant with another guy's baby 2 weeks later.

Ya'll don't understand the things I say on twitter...

Oh so you want to be a musician? You want to sing the same songs over and over again 10,000 times? Wtf is wrong with you?

Ya'll out here in the trenches. I'm here opening up my girl's chakras so her visions of the future become more vivid and make us rich.

Sometimes table service is priceless. Like too good for a tip.

Hard to get good Mexican food without being bothered these days.