Jank'n Stank
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Forcing my wife to drink a Baja Blast with every meal so that my unborn child becomes insanely powerful.
Anyway bumping this video of Nikolaj Ehlers trying to protect a downed opponent on the ice because we need some good vibes today.
Here's Nik Ehlers trying to protect Jake Evans from the chaos around him.
Lol this is an outright admission of guilt.
GHISLAINE MAXWELL GRANTED ‘LIMITED IMMUNITY’ BY TRUMP JUSTICE DEPT — ABC
Out: Brent Burns Dmitri Orlov Jack Roslovic Scott Morrow In: Nikolaj Ehlers K'Andre Miller Alexander Nikishin
Fuck da Mets
I am being told by reliable sources it was the team that sent our Soto neon to New Era as their own. I am now officially broken.
Yeaaaaah that'll help....
The Yankees have acquired third baseman Ryan McMahon from the Rockies in exchange for two minor league pitchers, including left-hander Griffin Herring, a source confirms to ESPN. @Feinsand was on it first.
The listed AAV per the team release is $5.625M The actual number is $5.1M-ish due to deferred money (which will be outlawed in the new CBA). So Blake and the Hurricanes got it done beforehand
Here for the long haul 🔒 The #Canes have signed forward Jackson Blake to an eight-year contract extension, which will begin with the 2026-27 season. Details » n.carhur.com/40wc29C
She's his beard. Wario is a power bottom.
Nintendo says Mario and Princess Peach are just 'good friends' who help each other out whenever they can
Trey Parker on South Park’s season premiere: “We’re very sorry.” #SDCC
I wonder which NHL team employing a man who was suspended for trying to cover up a sexual assault will be the first to sign one of the players that Hockey Canada and the London Police felt were credibly accused of sexual assault?
SGA and Luka alone would be enough.
Who wins this game? 🤔🤔🤔
NHL Statement:
The 5 former World Junior Players who were acquitted in London today are not technically suspended by the NHL. But at this point, they are not eligible to play in the NHL. The Commissioner will have a say on their futures.
Trump: “It looks like it’s about $3.1 billion. It went up a little bit…The $2.7 is now $3.1.” Powell: “I’m not aware of that.” Trump: “It just came out.” Powell: “This came from us?” Trump: “Yes.” Powell: “You are including the Martin renovation. You just added in a third…
What lol
So you have a problem with the judicial system putting these five men on trial finding them not guilty, but yet immigrants come to Canada, rape, little children, and women and you say nothing? Any immigrants get off Scott free simply because the judge states it will ruin their…
I keep seeing the "She tried to cash in" thing on this so let's make something clear: 1) Hockey Canada already paid her. 2) It was the Crown and London Police that decided they had reasonable grounds for conviction and pursued this case.
Why because a young woman acted disgusting allowed herself to be treated like that, then tried to cash in? Are they ethically shady yes, was their behaviour criminal no.