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@CameronFuller88
You got your gift after all, kid. Happy Raрeday
Kantbot did this.
If two or more dogs are seen shagging on the street within line of sight of a small British child, they will promptly be executed by a public servant wielding a platinum desert eagle with a legally compliant 2.9 inch barrel, before the dogs are to be safely escorted to a kennel.
Jesus told us to feed the poor
So fucking shameless
(1/2) Talked about this on the Yai Gameworks side, but evangelical puritan Christian types from Australia & America who have money lobbying groups & people of power at Visa & Master Card are pushing to censor games hard right now. I'm fully for adult games, LGBTQ+ games,
Clueless.
This shit is gonna backfire when it hits the anime nazi maga crowd
Gnomes: care only about picking mushrooms Brain elves: care only about IQ Yellow elves: care only about picking mushrooms, because IQ
The dumbest people are about 110 IQ. 110 IQ is dumber than 90 IQ. This is because you can make them believe anything by telling them that smart people believe it. Literally anything! This painting is a marvel of emotional expression! Look at the brushstrokes! And the color…
Jesus told us to sneed the chuck
I have seriously just spilled actual juice on my literal pants, and I'm honestly terrified of what I'll essentially have to do to truly clean the stains out
Action movies have seriously made women believe they can casually beat up men, and I’m actually scared of what the consequences of that will be.
Today we'll be making 1 Goku debate 20 Batmans
I would love to read a book about how someone needs to look into if it's just me, or if there really should be studies about the discourse surrounding how I'm starting to feel like there's a reason why they need to reopen the schools because, again, this chiId is so fucking sexy.
I would love to read a general interest book about how pretty much every major world cuisine as we know it was completely reinvented over a period of 50-100 years in the wake of the Colombian exchange--chilis coming to India and China, tomatoes to Italy, etc. etc.
dogs be like: "woof"
People in 1978 were like: "Yup, exactly what I was going for: all the colors a hibernating toad might experience on a drizzly November day in a hollow log."
My mom told me I had to sit in this barrel forever, and at first I thought it was malarkey, but then I caught a whiff of the addicting fragrance that had been brewing in there from my sweat, piss, and farts intermingling, and I never straightened my knees again.
My mom didn’t let me and my brother watch Captain Planet because it was witchcraft. I rolled my eyes back then, but she was right.
"Herro... hab yuu sheen... Furaidei za Saateen? Bery sucary muuvie"
The jews want you to escape the longhouse.
Brown kids are encouraged stick to their roots and reaffirm them while white children are told to shun their heritage and rebel against it. Predictive programming.
Normgrоids can't just call girls cute because that would be diddy ahh gooner slop, they have to give overdramatic congratulatory speeches about them being hype gigachad sigma Goku muscle mommy basketball phonk supervillains, or whatever the fuck this caption is supposed to imply
The entire Stay Gold family is full of aura farmers in Umamusume. Generational run