Zack
@CactusZack2
I like hockey and jellybeans and work in TV.
Ralph Wiggum is me talking to women. "So...do you like...stuff?" #TheSimpsons600
I’m seeing a 100% correlation between people sticking up for the guy who trash talked Ketel Marte’s dead mom also being Tr*mp Chumps. One of the worst things about that bozo being in power is it made degenerates think their deranged opinions need to be heard.
Most annoying commercials that aren’t pharmaceutical ads: 3. @Lindt with the woman talking about bitter chocolate. 2. @CoorsLight with the wedding and “A Thousand Miles.” Makes me never want to drink Coors again. The song doesn’t even fit the ad! 1. @Kars4kids it’s the worst.
Two lines in and I’ve already muted the national anthem. #HomeRunDerby
Y’all fuck with the Newports Outrunners gear? #AEWAllInTexas
Man can we get another DH for Christian Vazquez? I don’t need to watch this dude hit .170. #mntwins
This whole coaching staff probably needs to go, but nobody stands a chance if we trot out a combo of Sheriff, Festa, Zebby, and SWR 3/5 starts. We need to trade for a starter…at least a #3. #mntwins
The only MLB pitcher to face Barry Bonds more than 5 times without allowing him to ever reach base was Geremi González. González was killed by a lightning strike at age 33.
Dunno if Twitch’s audio is just bad, but I’ve got the @NeebsOfficial stream volume at 87 on my TV and I can finally hear it everyone. @Aztecia317 @AnthonyCSN I wonder if the audio mix is set up backwards and that’s why the game is so loud.
Wait they didn’t call that a penalty? That looked like an obvious 5 for boarding. #stanleycup
Trump is no longer the person with the worst toupee that WWE is involved with.

Who is this woman who’s hosting #summerslam? I’m old and they’ve never once named her. #SNME
Including the 2025 @Twins, there have now been 28 instances in the divisional era (since 1969) of an MLB team winning 13+ straight games in a single regular season. Of the previous 27 teams, 26 went home that year without winning the World Series. All except the Twins in 1991.