C Roberts(tweets from a colonised Scotland)
@CRobertsonUK
Pro INDY/EU. Anti Tory, red/blue or orange. Self Identifies as a political comedian/writer of satire, and is known to swear. http://ko-fi.com/crobertsonuk
The Scots are tenants in their own land , paying rents to another country for the right to live in it as 2nd class.
Every ding on my car is either cnts who canny open car doors, or take trolleys back.
Simple question and be honest with me Do you take the shopping trolly back to the trolly return when you’re done?
If a Diversity agent on a paid gig doesnt know if they are a female without a dna test, its not the clever answer they think it is - said test would prove without a shadow of a doubt that there is such a thing as a woman or a man, and never anything else. #AccidentalTransphobe
Reminds me of back in the Better Together time pre indy ref, and Glasgow Student, which turned out to be the future wife of Annie Wells, and also a future Tory councillor. x.com/msm_monitor/st…
The SNP's path to independence - an art install I call repeatedly asking for a referendum we have never needed.

Must be an easy read, considering her bad memory.
JK Rowling offers to review Nicola Sturgeon’s memoir for free. news.stv.tv/politics/jk-ro…
Labour in Scotland are so fucked, not only do they not adorn the party or campaign material with the British Flag they desire you to be ruled under, but the new thing is not even mentioning they are indeed Labour at all anymore - and even more egregiously pretending to be Greens.
If I win the Euromillions, I wont tell anyone, but there will be signs in the aldi car park.

Hae a swatch oot the windae for 4 guys on hoarses.
Kinda puts into context being ruled by an English Elite for 319 years, and for 100 of those years in similar pseudo democracy re modern dictatorships into context.
General rule: if a country's leader is in power for more than 25 years it's time to sharpen those pitchforks... No democratic leader stays in power for that long.
#SocialistSunday Socialism was described as the politics of envy by the ruler class and the rich. When it became the politics of envy on the sick, disabled, and poorest in our societies while avoiding the wealth of the ruler class - we lost, they won.
#SocialistSunday Labour only exists because of the threat of worker class revolt, which in all likelihood would have been bloody. Then they just took over Labour - laughing that they can get democratic consent to do what your forebears would have revolted against.
#SocialistSunday There's fuck all socialist about aiding the extermination of children, women, and the sick in a foreign land for another foreign land. Or making dissent about it - illegal.
#SocialistSunday The 1% are overrepresented in British politics, so much so that the socialist option is chock full of millionaire household politicians attacking the poorest because of austerity created by other socialists de regulating banking which came before them.
#SocialistSunday The politicians and the media are owned by the same "organisation" re rich individuals, corporations, banks and their inter generational wealth protection racket which works so well that you still believe that democracy exists and works for YOU - not them.
