Colby Patnode
@CPat11
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A. What’s wrong with working at McDonalds? That’s a difficult job that is undervalued by society. You look down on service employees yet demand their services so you can enjoy the fruits of their labor? B. Sounds like you’re jealous.
Seriously, the dude should be dropping off an application at McDonald’s.
Secured a series split on the road, reset the bullpen with still 8 days left before your next off day, Julio stayed hot, Cal got 40, and you gained on Houston. Oh and you beat the Angels…
Asking Trent to give you 2 might've been too greedy. But hey, it worked
Neto always calls for the challenge. I don’t think any of them have been close
Probably see him next inning, and I don't trust Vargas with a 4 run. 2 months ago, he was the guy I trusted more than anybody not named Andres Munoz. Life comes at you fast
Couldn’t have had worse at bats if they tried. The busted bullpen has to get 9 outs before surrendering 4 runs. I’d honestly feel okay about it, but this fucking ballpark man. There’s always one damn game every series
Fuck, fine
Needed a lot better from Kirby tonight. Remember, 3 of your 4 best BP arms aren't available tonight. Kirby has walked 3 and hit a guy, and the tying run is at the plate needing 11 outs from your bullpen. You can't let George face another guy. He's mentally done.
Needed a lot better from Kirby tonight. Remember, 3 of your 4 best BP arms aren't available tonight. Kirby has walked 3 and hit a guy, and the tying run is at the plate needing 11 outs from your bullpen. You can't let George face another guy. He's mentally done.
You need runs out of this situation. Multiple runs. Deliver the kill shot
Not for nothing, you're also not supposed to be calling pitches while the pitcher is off the rubber. But I guess the rules don't fucking matter anymore.
There are four fucking idiots in this ballpark and they're drunk on power. This is some horseshit
Then how the fuck is that not a balk? Why'd you let him throw the pitch if it was a clock violation?