Johnny

Finish in the top half, if you can.

Tickets available for Palace here. 3 x FV but still less than the fucking pointless Westview: fanpass.net/tickets-chelse…

Fuck. Off.

Obviously you get through and a few tickets are dotted about, but you can’t actually buy them due to some bloody technicality. 🤦🏻

Thank you @ChelseaFC 👏🏼 So if you managed to fleece everyone for a “premium” membership, there is actually no advantage to it whatsoever if tickets are reserved for “normal” memberships for the next sale. Well played you money robbing pr*cks!!!! #STOPEXPLOITINGLOYALTY

You’d have to be world class to have this sort of trophy cabinet…

Flying now 😂

We’re inside capacity!

Only more than the capacity of the Bridge ahead of me…

Regretting that £60 already…

“Stay on that side” always seems to be said by those who you’ll never see at Stamford Bridge. What side are they talking about? The inside of the turnstiles? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lucky shirt, on a day I’ll need luck!

If being in a less toxic environment makes Garnacho less of a cunt, then he’d be a fantastic footballer for Chelsea.

Given he’s an Arsenal player, let’s just hope he understands that “No” means “NO”.

What badge do Arsenal get to wear on their shirt for this?

All I’m saying is check this guy’s hard drive.

Shades of Spurs Audi Cup win. 🥲

Packed stadium for the “Biggest club in London”…