Kevlar

History often pisses its pants

Can I come over and assess some variables

At 3:18am can your pizza ever really be made with love

The move tonight is Bike Beers in Milwaukee, USA

Yesternight was a movie

For whom the orange juices

Ok I pull up

I’m the Michael Jordan of being 1-4 minutes late to work

A Hamm a day keeps the doctor away

as i’ve gotten older, i’ve really learned the importance and versatility of tortillas

Heat index like this calls for Big Beer

Turn twenty dollars into no dollars with This one simple Trick

Some people don’t know that Willem Dafoe is from Wisconsin…now you do!

Foam flavor grilled cheese

Just finished watching all of these

The Keebler elf? Yeah I fucked him

Sundays are for lowballing on FBMP

In the club committing sonic warfare with rain sounds on the JBL

Working at a dive bar in Wisconsin will have you doing some shit like attending Bruce’s 25th Annual Fish Fry