Travels for Dinner
@BritToSwiss
Retired 50 something Brit in Switzerland. Love cooking & eating. Occasionally plays golf. Slave to Joey the cat. I don’t reply to DM.
A couple of busy days ahead in London….escaping the terrible weather in Switzerland

I’m clearly married I have a not to say I don’t DM in my profile I dont believe anything I post is ‘provokative’ or suggests these messages are welcomed - these are some of the mild ones… does anyone fall for any of this? Open - report - delete takes more time that it should



Conversation today. H: is it ok if I go to Portugal for a week of golf? M: sure H: we’re getting a villa as it’s as expensive as 4 rooms H: I’ll fly business so I get golf bag incl M: sounds fab. How expensive? H: $XXXX M: oh fab. So I can spend that much on a holiday for me 💅🏻🙌
This is Joey telling me he wants a cuddle / brushing / head and foot massage… he slowly walks to his cushion pausing every few steps to make sure I’m following….
How many hours of your life have you spent setting up and re setting up printers? I must be on at least 100 My HP printer literally is next to my computer but the computer can’t find it unless I use a wire, and I probably set it ups at least 3 times a year. Drives me nuts.
My beautiful boy has slowed down a lot in the last few weeks. He rarely leaves our garden, pretty much sleeps in different locations and didn’t even eat his breakfast today…nor did he complain when I cleaned his paws…. I know he’s old but I’m still really worried….




Ooh @jwalkermobileyou might find this interesting since you are in London…. instagram.com/reel/DMLESEeqs…
This is the face of a totally pissed off cat… Joey was so annoyed with me for putting his skin oil on him he barely tolerated me cuddling him and only then because I’d bribed him with Steak Tartar…. Today it’s all a distant memory and he loves me again….


Hello… it’s been a while…. Have you been behaving?
