brine walsh
@BrineWalsh
the soon to be activated Iranian boyfriend
Movie would be so much scarier if it was a bout a gigantic Javier bardem trying to eat Josh Bropin. Boring movie about regular sized men

White America haates when you remind them how Diary of a Mad Black Woman beat Diary of a Wimpy Kid to the punch 🥊 🥊🥊 #whitemadea
They should replace jimmy Fallon’s liver and every inch of skin and add 10 more years to his ending life
Hunter Biden is a living inspiration to the male crack whores dreaming of one day growing a longer, fatter cock
“We debated 40 of the most racist people alive” why not get 40 poopers with a capacity for love? Get people who can poop in the shape of a heart and let them tell their stories.
Always side eyed “Wendy’s” being in the possessive form. As if this empty headed child could build anything.

if Silent Hill 2 remake is gonna make me stare at James' ass the whole time they coulda make that thing 40% juicier. give pyramid head sumtin to grip and slap around
famous actors CANNOT be permitted to look middle aged they must lookup vaguely late 30s/early 40s until they hit 65. I will kill myself if you let a famous actor look middle aged.