Dame Brian Moylan
@BrianJMoylan
NY Times Bestselling author of The Housewives: The Real Story Behind the Real Housewives. Founder of @Vulture 's Housewives Institute. BrianJamesMoylan at gmail
Guess who is officially a New York Times best seller!!!!!
Remember when that twink made a spreadsheet of all his Fire Island Pines outfits? Who has that picture?
Jax is stepping away from The Valley. Wait a second. I thought it was "his show"? variety.com/2025/tv/news/j…
I have ideas about the Chrisleys msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-…
And force Gia to move to the city or give her the boot. x.com/esteco2/status…
Loved this show. My only notes. If there is a second season, no more Seth confessionals 😂 and more Emira and Shai please #NextGenNYC
Now THIS is the Janet I want to see next season. (Sorry, guys, she's coming back whether you like it or not.) x.com/nosmokenomore/…
Janet changed her profile pic to Voldemort Janet 😭 #TheValley
If you scroll (way way way way way way way) down this list you'll see that my man is now a member of the Academy. Congrats CV! deadline.com/2025/06/mikey-…
Another opportunity to remind the world that all chaps are inherently assless. It is part of the design. Saying "assless chaps" is redundant, like saying "fingerless mittens." (Whether or not someone chooses to wear something under them is another question.) #LoveIslandUSA
This looks like Girls5Eva x.com/VickiAndTamra/…
Girl… #RHOM
The reason #RHOM is great is because a majority of the women had the show taken away for a long time and they said, "NEVER AGAIN!" x.com/TopherFrance/s…
One thing I love about this show is EVERY FUCKING CAST MEMBER clocks in and WORKS, regardless of if they're full time or friends of #RHOM
You know Sarah Paulson was trying to get Jean Smart's number backstage.... x.com/Hashtag_Niko/s…
Jean Smart and Sarah Paulson giving a tony to Cole Escola is the gay climax of pride month
In the great Housewives tradition, I did not start this rumor, but I did repeat it publicly. x.com/dorindadeadly/…
Cameras are allegedly up for Season 15 at Mighty Hoopla for Erika’s performance! Dorit and Boz are rumoured to be backstage! #RHOBH 🎥 💎
Bravo just revealed the Summer House reunion looks and poor Andy Cohen is the shortest person in the whole pic.
Today is @BrianJMoylan ‘s birthday, and we broke down #TheValley and #SummerHouse podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rea… #podcast #podcastandchill @BravoTV
I used to refer to my body type as "retired twink" but I think I'm going to update it to "gentleman of thicc experience."
Bravo just announced FOUR brand new shows: -The long rumored Real Housewives of Rhode Island -A retooled Ladies of London (no returning cast announced) -The Valley: Persian Style with Reza, GG, and MJ from Shahs -The self explanatory Wife Swap: Real Housewives Edition
Can I say something? x.com/WastgTimeWBrav…
#TheValley The scream I just screamed 🤣💀🤣👏👏🤣🤣👏👏👏💀 Did u guys hear me?
My eternal conundrum. But for the record I am hot AND I have a mustache. x.com/JagerWatson/st…
Is he hot or does he just have a mustache??