Bacon "Hugh" Johnson,MBA
@BreakfastBacon1
6'0 and sexy on a good day| bacon enjoyer| big time groover| UGA '03 TKE| Divorced 4 times|
open.spotify.com/track/2anY2gPJ… What a fucking tune
If you eat popcorn before the movie your actually goofy #shrink
My biggest regret in life is not going to a big D1 school
Hey @grok who are my best friends on Twitter
Here are some places you can meet your future wife: 1. Trader Joes on a Thursday after work 2. Farmers market on a sunday morning 3. Ikea 4. Any yoga and Pilates studios 5. electric forest music festival 6. dog park
if you dont shower after the airport i dont trust you
Mutual Monday: I’ll tell you where you are going to live in the next 5 years
Having girls that are friends is tuff you might fuck around and catch feelings for them #shrink
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
Hungover and lost my wallet im gonna go kill myself
youtu.be/mHp7y-9oKOk?si… Oh my god this set is so dark and sexy
Just dropped $200 at the Clemson bookstore visa bill will be high #shrink