Huge Jacknuts
@BreadedMark
Navy Vet. I bowled a 178 once. The quickest way to my heart is Frito Chili Pie… All tips go to veteran causes, meals and events. I’m @OldPizzaHuts too. Vet Rep.
*my first day in heaven getting the truth* God: ‘you were a better 3rd baseman than a shortstop, but you kept pushing that narrative. Thou would’ve turned pro at 3rd..’
Reverse Cowgirl, so we don’t miss a second of The Great Muppet Caper…
Back in 1992 we used to be able to buy $5 worth of weed and be high the whole weekend…
Lost in all this celebrity death week is that my boy Chuck Mangione, the smooth operator who blazed out his ‘Feels So Good’ for that West Coast Sound/Yacht Rock crowd also died this week. ✌🏽
If you had Theo from the Cosby Show, The Prince of Darkness and Thunder Lips from Rocky 3 on your death card parlay, please come up to the casino window to claim your prize.
Never confuse education with intelligence. You can have a master's degree and still be an idiot.
‘I don’t think I wanna know anyone who isn’t a dreamer or a silly heart…’ We were given this gem 37 years ago
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girl that’s not a random headache. you are dehydrated, malnourished, over caffeinated, over stressed, and sleep deprived
‘I always found him to be a stupidly optimistic man, I think it came as quite a shock to him when he died..’ -my favorite line from the movie ‘Clue’
I have zero interest in seeing the Happy Gilmore sequel. It’s already a shitshow out there at the public courses.
8-iron
🚨⛳️🏌️ #DISCUSSION — What’s the first club you hit when you go to the range?
Everybody knows that the best hour of Happy Hour is the last hour… 🍹
Say there Lane, I know you were taking out that girl Beth… and I was just wondering if I could just.. be with her and comfort her
I just got 3 extra potato wedges at the wal mart deli counter for free from the 60something deli worker because I’m ’handsome’ so I got that going for me…